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California Dad Sells Baby for $25
I've been approached on the Subway by kids selling candy bars for their school basketball team, and pursued after by street vendors aggrandizing their cheap merchandise, but never in my 20 years of experience as a consu… -
Fear Not, There is an Afterlife for the iPhone 3G.
I know you were one of those really (really really really) dedicated Apple junkies who stood on lines that could wrap themselves around the earth's equator twice, with left over. I know you endured the 10 hour arrangeme… -
Your Favorite Color is Also Your Favorite Career?
Red and orange, yellow, green...could your favorite color living up in the rainbow predict your imminent career? Indecisive about your professional future? Thanks to the scientifically studied Dewey Color System Test, i… -
The Ice Cream Man May Be Annoying, But He's Making Lots of Money!
Can you believe that there actually exists a human being that doesn't want to puke and stab herself right through the earlobe in response to the ice cream truck's attacking irritating call-of-obesity jingle? You k… -
Companies Tweet Their Way into Consumers' Hearts (and Wallets)
Apparently, a great deal more than half of us consumers (although I have zero recollection of contributing to the study) prefer companies that actively communicate with their fans, friends, and followers via social medi… -
iPhone 4 Epidemic Affects Consumer Sanity Worldwide
A question for all of you who trudged through sleeting rain, baked beneath scorching sun, sat, shoved, crawled, and dragged on for the equivalent of a round trip to and from NYC to California: Was it worth it? Check… -
Mooching: The Life of a Freeloader
Anyone can Upload, anyone can Download, but only the most accurately genetically programmed bargain hunters can Freeload. Us Freeloaders are skilled Gurus in the field of free, the home of the dollars and cents. Not e… -
24 is the New 65: Amanda Bynes Retires from Show Biz
Somewhere within that pivotal developmental stage called early adulthood - stored deep between piles of old college textbooks from what seems like yesterday, discarded job resumes that have proved useless, and those Tee… -
Work For Oprah - You'll Get a $10K Bonus and a Free iPad
It's kind of like a birthday party: celebration, food, goody bags, and for Baby Intellect, perhaps a brief congratulatory speech officiating the day's ceremony as symbolic of ten years of growth and development ("Wow! ho… -
The Nintendo DS Keeps Evolving, But It's Not Worth Buying
To me they will always be called "Gameboys". Remember those hot pink and transparent purple brick-sized-plastic-blocks that woeful teachers and harassing camp counselors robbed us of? Improper fractions and relay races…
